I just got a call from Samuel L. Jackson.

And he said, "Hi, I'm Samuel L. Jackson. Did you know that if you pre-order my new game, Afro Samurai from Namco-Bandai games, from your local Game Crazy store, you'll receive a free ninja-ninja figurine? Take it with you everywhere you go. It'll be like having a little pocket insurance. It'll be there to remind you every time you do something dumb."

That was the greatest wake-up call I've received in recent memory. I'm still waiting on that call from Scarlett Johansson telling me she thinks my Blood - The Last Vampire t-shirt is awesome. I'm a patient man.